SERIES BOOKS

By Amanda Ashley

Night's Kiss
Night's Touch
Night's Master
Night's Pleasure
Night's Mistress
Untitled Sequel to Night's Mistress 2/​2014

Shades of Gray
After Sundown
Desire After Dark

Everlasting Kiss
Everlasting Desire

Bound by Night
Bound by Blood

By Madeline Baker

Reckless Heart
Reckless Love
Reckless Desire
Reckless Embrace
Reckless Destiny
(Novella)

Chase the Lightning
Catch the Lightning
(Short story)
Capture the Lightning
(Short story)
Seize the Lightning
(Short story)

Apache Runaway
Chase the Wind

Loving Sarah
Loving Devlin
Now combined in Love's Serenade
Published by Cerridwen Press

INTERNATIONAL EDITIONS

AUSTRALIA
Dude Ranch Bride
Callie's Cowboy
Every Inch a Cowboy

ARGENTINA
Dude Ranch Bride
Callie's Cowboy
Every Inch a Cowboy

CHINA
The Spirit Path
Warrior's Lady
Prairie Heat
Deeper Than the Night
Midnight Fire

FRANCE
Deeper Than the Night

GREECE
Every Inch a Cowboy
Callie's Cowboy

ITALY
Spirit's Song
Midnight Fire
Forbidden Fires
Cheyenne Surrender
Hawk's Woman
Dude Ranch Bride
Callie's Cowboy
West Texas Bride
Every Inch a Cowboy
The Mammoth Book of Time Travel Romance

JAPAN
Night's Kiss
Night's Touch
Desire After Dark

NORWAY
Apache Runaway
A Frontier Christmas
Chase the Wind

PORTUGAL
West Texas Bride
Dude Ranch Bride
Callie's Cowboy
Every Inch a Cowboy

RUSSIA
Renegade Heart
Every Inch a Cowboy
Callie's Cowboy
West Texas Bride

SPAIN
Night's Kiss
Night's Touch
West Texas Bride
Dude Ranch Bride
Every Inch a Cowboy
Callie's Cowboy

TURKEY
Night's Kiss
Desire After Dark

JUST FOR LAUGHS

Why, Why, Why...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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THOUGHTS ABOUT CHOCOLATE...........

I am not overweight ~ I am chocolate-enriched. Anonymous

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." Charles Dickens

If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?’

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

One reason why chocolate is better than sex: it’s safe to have chocolate while you’re driving.

“Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.” Miranda Ingram

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” Katherine Hepburn

Recent studies show that chocolate has more health-promoting plant flavonoids than broccoli and Brussels sprouts. (and tastes better, too)

As with most fine things…chocolate has its season…Any month whose name contains the letter a, e, or u is the proper time for chocolate.

At the top of the food chain sits chocolate. Anonymous

The most popular ice cream topping in the U.S is hot fudge.

Self-control: saving half of your box of chocolates until “later”.

Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out…but chocolates doesn’t hang around long enough to get old. St. Cocoa Loca

Glutton: anyone who refuses to share their chocolate with you

The artist Bernice Wood, who lived to 105, attributed her longevity to chocolate and young men

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Anonymous

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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

One : Don't miss the boat.

Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six : Build your future on high ground.

Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow
waiting...

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A parish priest and a pastor from a local church are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that read:
The End Is Near. Turn yourself around now before it's too late!

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because
I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great," I moaned.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked
towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy..."

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"

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DID YA EVER WONDER????

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/​she call?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?