CuriousDH says I should have omitted the sophomoric song parody in my previous post. But then it wouldn't be, uh, sophomoric.
So I thought I'd do a little sophomoric song parody tribute here. That way it will seem more like a theme. Right?
Here's one that's getting a lot of play in our house at the moment, from CuriousProgeny the Younger:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis.
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees.
The snow is turning red.
I think I'm almost dead.
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head.
Oh! Jingle bells, Batman smells, etc.
Of course I knew the Batman version, but I don't think I'd ever heard that other part. One of my favorite song parodies was one that my friends and I developed in 7th grade (appropriate...) for "Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. If only I could remember it. Or probably it's better that I don't.
PAULA WHYMAN
I'm a writer living in the Washington, DC, area. My work has appeared in literary journals and anthologies including The Gettysburg Review, Gargoyle, Writes of Passage: Coming of Age Stories and Memoirs from The Hudson Review, in The Washington Post, and on NPR's "All Things Considered."
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Fiction
A young woman struggles with an unplanned pregnancy.
Sexual and racial tensions in a classroom threaten to explode as a young teen faces choices that will haunt her in adulthood. ORDER HERE
Two American teens go on their first European trip and get into trouble.
A young girl in Thailand is sold into prostitution by her mother.
A woman is haunted by events from the past that threaten to disturb her domestic life.
A man battles neighbors to build his dream house, while his son resists the pull of the family heritage.
A psychologist confuses fantasy and reality as she travels alone for the first time after her divorce.
Humor
Dining out with dietary issues, and Twizzlers. From the Washington Post.
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Washington Independent Review of Books
Washington's nonprofit online book review
Semi-Charmed Life: Surviving at the Center of the Universe
first-person column on absurdities of suburban life
Bethesda World News
Bethesda's own parody newspaper
When the Menu Is a Minefield
Washington Post Food section, on dining out with dietary issues
Ode to the Hand Dryers of La Guardia
guest post for Susan Coll's blog
Rumpus Mini-Interview #19
I interview visual artist Tim Guthrie about his unusual anti-war project.
Work-in-Progress: A blog by Leslie Pietrzyk
Explores the Creative Process
Alternate Sides: A blog by Susan Coll
Adventures Along the Northeast Corridor
Finding Josephine
Writer Dionne Ford's blog
Poetry in the Arts
Publisher of the poetry journal, Ardent! - and fine books of poetry by invitation.
