Questionnaire!


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MENOPALOOZA!
A Wee Questionnaire

1. When you hear the word “menopause,” you immediately (candidly) think:

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2. Growing up, did any female relative suddenly hurl things/​crack up/​etc.? Details?

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3. If you’re one of The Chosen, most surprising change that occurred/​is occurring?

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4. Odd but true: Have you named your “meno-pot”? If so, what (Poochie, Squishy)?

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5. Do middle-aged men have some version of “male” menopause? Thoughts?

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6. If you are a survivor of this wonderful passage of life, best advice for others?

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7. Suggestions for new/​different/​better words for “menopause”?

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Selected Works

Memoir
A by turns hilarious, dark, candid and surprisingly informative memoir of the madness of menopause.

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